Rob Volk is a database administrator in the Atlanta, Georgia area since 2001, having worked in the wireless telecom, utility billing, and credit card processing industries. He started using SQL Server with version 6.5 and is very glad to have upgraded since then. He has presented at several SQL Saturdays and user groups in the US, and looks forward to his American jokes falling flat with the UK audience, which may prompt a poor imitation of The Parrot Sketch. In his spare time he accomplishes more than he does on the job, just don't tell his boss.
Rob Volk has submitted a session for SQLBits XIV, although the agenda hasn't been chosen yet. See all submitted sessions
There's lots more to SQL Server than meets the eye. This session covers basic and advanced means to uncover hidden features, undocumented commands, and deeper insight into the mysteries of SQL Server.
Introductory Relational Theory Using Lego Bricks to Model Data and Set Operations
Is your data badly behaved and embarrassing you? Are you tired of cleaning up its messes? Constraints can help you straighten out your wayward data and put it on the right path before it gets into too much trouble.
Are you a frustrated DBA? Ready to snap? Before you do, come see Revenge: The SQL! and learn a kinder, gentler form of vengeance.